Friday, January 28, 2005

And Another Thing!

Don’t you hate it when you leave the house feeling reasonably cute, like your hair is good, the outfit is flattering, you got enough sleep the night before, etc., and then as you’re walking cheerfully down the street you are passed by a better version of yourself? She’s exactly your same type, except she’s a little bit taller, her outfit is better, her hair is thicker and longer, and she’s prettier than you. Makes you want to pick up a chunk of ice and throw it at her head. 

Not that this has ever happened to me, of course.

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