Monday, May 4, 2009

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Kate Moss is DELICIOUS! I love her madly, and for so many reasons.

I love her because anything she puts on her body immediately looks like couture. Exhibit A -- muddy rubber boots:




I love her because her unbelievably crap taste in men puts my past descents into madness to shame:






I
love that she's cokey and messy and yet still manages to hold down every major contract on the planet. I love that she made the hotness that is Johnny Depp so mad that he trashed a hotel room, and I like to believe that she chooses shitty men now because she's still sad that Johnny left her for a wan (albeit less cokey) imitation.




I
love that she's shorter than every other model. I love this yellow dress so much that it's been 6 years since she wore it and I still think wistfully about it now and again:




But today, I love her with a new passion for this. Thank you, Kate Moss, thank you. I will now take one official day off from standing in my underwear in front of the mirror while poking my stomach and whispering, "Eeew." Shine on, my lady.




1 comment:

holly said...

oh god, i LO V E that yellow dress, too. i have a torn out editorial sheet of Kate in the classic Vivienne Westwood shoes, and a pair of underwear, dragging a teddy bear by the ear, shot from behind... made me buy the shoes. i love your writing. great post!!