Thursday, December 17, 2009

Texting with Guy



1 am Tuesday night:

Guy:
Me and Drew hate you.

Me:
You're just jealous.

Guy:
We've been laughing at your expense.

Me:
Like two fat girls in the cafeteria.

Guy:
Now he's hitting on me.

Me:
Hahaha! He likes old ladies.

Guy:
Obviously.

Me:
I gave you that one. I know you're alone at the party and need to look like you're texting a friend. 


Guy: Yes, thanks for making me look young and hip.

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