Last night i walked the westside highway w/ Billy (erb), aka Billy Beyond aka Bilbo Baggins...the rain was pouring down, it was fun, almost decadent. Remember NYC used to be fun? Then we saw a police van w/ about 4 cops & they stopped this 1 very polite young black girl w/ about 8 of her friends, she was the only one drinkin a bud outta paper bag.
when she politely answered them the cop said, "I can give u another ticket for insubordination, where's your ID"...WHO THE HELL EVER CARRIED ID IN THE SUMMER IN NYC!" These are the same piers that you did blow on, smoked a joint, got fist-fucked up the ass, took a hit a poppers, stabbed someone or got stabbed & MAYBE (if you were lucky) saw a body floating in the Hudson River!!! An OPENED BUD IN A PLAIN BROWN PAPER BAG???!!!! REALLY!!!!????
As Frodo & Bilbo continued their walk squeezing past the packs & herds of higher income white people (or higher income moms & dads paying for their higher income housing) who used to be to afraid to come into the West Village /Meat Packing after dark (pre-carrie-bradshaw days) Bilbo looked @ me and said, ''The west village used to be so awful & dangerous, now look at it, it's just awful............"
Even my sister (whom i equate to Mary Tyler Moore) says 'everything you can get in NY, you can get in Wayne, PA...so what's the diff???'
I told her that her sister is right, and Drew and I are seriously considering retiring to my childhood home on Lake Michigan in ten years, which is something I never thought I would do in a million years.
But so this isn't a completely depressing post, I've left you with a couple videos of Gina, the first, she is clucking like a chicken for Calvin Klein, the second, she's just taking care of her man's car like a good wife.