ME: Holy crap, who is yelling into their cellphone back there?
DREW: It's that woman with the giant head.
ME: I think her head is normal, she just has really big hair.
DREW: TALK LOUDER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!
ME: You do realize people can hear what you say, right?
DREW: Oh, did I say that out loud?
ME: You're still drunk from last night, aren't you?
DREW: I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!
ME: And you smell delightful. It's like traveling with Bukowski.
DREW (Mickey Rourke voice): I'M LEON SPINKS!