Monday, August 1, 2011

On The Plane

ME: Holy crap, who is yelling into their cellphone back there?

DREW: It's that woman with the giant head.

ME: I think her head is normal, she just has really big hair.

DREW: TALK LOUDER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!

ME: You do realize people can hear what you say, right?

DREW: Oh, did I say that out loud?

ME: You're still drunk from last night, aren't you?

DREW: I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WIG!

ME: And you smell delightful. It's like traveling with Bukowski.

DREW (Mickey Rourke voice): I'M LEON SPINKS!


6 comments:

Kathy Young said...

Hope to see you while you sashay through these northern parts!

rustynbirch said...

Drew is pretty fuckin' awesome.

Skullgal said...

Having just gotten off a plane full of morons an hour ago, this made me laugh super hard. Love it!

Karina said...

It's you two that I want to be stuck sitting beside on a plane. But as luck would have it I usually get the giant wig lady!

maggie said...

ha ha - at least Drew has the excuse of dink, my other half stopped drinking last year but still makes the comments out loud ....funny as fuck tho!!!

Ahedonia said...

hahaha!!!!