Sunday, December 4, 2011

I See You

Me: I saw one of my former generals on the street today.

Drew: What are you talking about?

Me: From that other lifetime when I was a queen.

Drew: Really. So who was this person?

Me: Somebody's mom on the street. I didn't know her, but I recognized her. We had a moment. (Pointing two fingers to eyes and back out again).

Drew: Really?

Me: Yes. It was nice to see her again.

Drew: You do realize that you are 100% batshit crazy, right?

Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Andrew.

Drew:  It's terrifying. Your lips move and I feel actual fear. (waves hands in the air) Gaaahhh!


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